Up Yours! Donald Trump Can Now Plug The Butthole Of Every American!

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It takes an assh*le to know an assh*le.

Donald Trump considers himself to be a jack of all trades. But after the presidential hopeful sparked outrage with his recent comments about Mexican immigrants, he became something more — a butt plug!

Using 3D printed technology, Fernando Sosa has turned the billionaire into phallic merchandise that he’s selling from his store on the Shapeways website!

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For those interested, the plug is crafted from sandstone for that “coarse finish and a delicate feel.” The artist explained the inspiration behind his creation:

“I usually make Butt plugs to insult dictators, homophobes and politicians. However, when I heard Donald Trump’s remarks about Mexicans and latinos from South America I was extremely angry…He decided to attack immigrants and especially Mexicans because he thinks we have no power.”

Before moving to the US at 11-years-old, Sosa was born and raised in Mexico. While Trump has yet to comment on the rectal matter, the artist makes it clear he isn’t afraid of the candidate, saying:

“I’m no rapist and no drug dealer. I have a college degree in 3D animation and run my own 3D printing business and guess what? I can make you into any shape I want and 3D print you and sell you to others who share their dislike of you. You can threaten to sue me like you have done hundreds of times to others. However, you are a public figure and me making you into a shape of a butt plug is Freedom of speech. Welcome to America Mother F****r!!”

The Donald joins the ranks of Kim Jong Un, Rob Ford and Vladimir Putin — all best-sellers in Sosa’s catalogue of 3D-printed products!

And now we can all sh*t in The Donald’s mouth, since we know that’s what’s coming out of it anyway. LOLz!

[Image via Shapeways.]

Jul 15, 2015 4:30pm PDT

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