Armed Guard At ‘Muslim-Free’ Gun Range Accidentally Shoots Himself

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Seriously, we can’t make this stuff up!!

A man accidentally shot himself in the arm today while voluntarily guarding a “Muslim-free” gun range in Oktaha, Oklahoma.

If you’re wondering how this is possible, the unnamed man was guarding the building with a few fellow gun-loves when he dropped his firearm when it went off!!

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Not much info has been released about the man or the extent of his injuries, but Muskogee County Sheriff Charles Pearson says he’s NOT surprised by the accident:

“The way they were holding their weapons, with the fingers on the triggers, you can tell a couple of these gentlemen have no idea about weapons safety. It’s like the Clampetts [from The Beverly Hillbillies] have come to town.”

Wow! Tell us how you really feel, sheriff!

Despite the officers’ claims, another one of the volunteers claims they are not a bunch of “ignorant hillbillies” and that they were simply there to protect “people’s constitutional rights”!

You know, like the right to enforce racism with really really big guns!!

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The gun range adopted their “Muslim-free” policy after an Islamic man shot and killed five service members in a military base in Chattanooga, Tennessee last month.

However, the volunteers guarding the shop claim they have NOTHING against Muslims, saying:

“I will fight to the death for someone’s right to practice whatever religion they want to. I’m not here because of that. I’m here because when people start resorting to violence, we can’t allow that.”

That must explain the guns they had: stopping violence.

The store closed shop for the remainder of the day and claimed the accident was caused by faulty equipment, but we think that’s just a fancy way of saying this guy forgot to turn his safety on!

Maybe these guys should focus less on keeping people out and more on learning about proper firearm safety!!

[Image via KOKI-TV/FOX.]

Aug 19, 2015 6:59pm PDT

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