Well, you don’t see this every day!
A woman by the name of Susan Surrette made a scene in a Florida courtroom this week after being arrested for disorderly intoxication — and it was quite the unforgettable moment for the poor judge in front of her, the Honorable John Hurley!
See, it turns out that Susan also goes by the name Kayla Kupcakes, under which she dances, works as an escort, and performs in porn (she even has a website, but it’s NSFW!).
After Judge Hurley found out how
Kupcakes Surrette was employed, the woman began to allege that she was roughed up by police after getting arrested, and promptly showed bruises to the judge!
Only, well, the bruises were in somewhat of a private place… And Susan decided to bare all for the entire courtroom — and now the world — to see! Ch-ch-check out the video (below):
OMG, Judge Hurley’s reaction is PRICELESS, y’all! That man has seen enough. LOLz!!
Susan eventually posted a $100 bond and went on her merry way, but not before sky-rocketing to Internet fame.
[Image via NBC Miami.]