Sorry, New York City.
And close but no cigar for Los Angeles — and Miami, Dallas, Boston, and Seattle. You guys didn’t quite make the cut…
So much has been revealed in the Ashley Madison hack and data dump. For one, a right-wing superstar family was brought to its knees (again) by scandal. Then, there’s the viral video couple’s meteoric rise turned into a meteoric fall from grace after an account reveal.
And now… we’ve learned there are only three ZIP codes in America — out of 43,000 total ZIP codes across the country (!!!) — where there are no registered Ashley Madison accounts:
Nikolai, Alaska 99691
Perryville, Alaska 99648
Polvadera, New Mexico 87828
On the off chance that you’re reading this from one of those ZIP codes…
Congratulations!!! You’re partner is being faithful!
Well, that or they’re cheating the old-fashioned way…
[Image via Ashley Madison.]