This Alabama Politician Is The Kim Davis Of Men’s Underwear — Says God Told Him To Ban Saggy Pants!

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Boy, God has sure been busy telling people about the law lately — LOLz!!!

Kim Davis has been working hard using God as her excuse for denying loving couples their Supreme Court-given right to marry, and now we’ve found another politician using God to justfiy… a sagging pants law?!?!

[ Related: Kim Davis Has Been Married Four Times AND Had Twins Out Of Wedlock ]

Frank Goodman, a city council member in Dadeville, Alabama is behind the city’s proposed ban on sagging pants that we reported on this past weekend.

Now, he’s given the most unbelievable interview about his sagging ban, with some quotes you have to read to believe!

Goodman claims he spoke to God about the sagging pants issue, and God responded:

“I prayed and asked God to show me what I should do, and the way I should go about it. What would God do? Did God go around doing this? He would show me this saggy pant├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥it’s one of the things He did not do. It is not in His orders to do that to gain eternal life.”

Goodman, who believes sagging pants to be disrespectful and a bad example to children, also is pretty sure God himself wouldn’t sag:

“I prayed about this. I know that God would not go around with pants down.”

Hmmm… sounds to us like maybe Frank The Tank is projecting his own pants preference onto the almighty, and not the other way around! LOLz!!

When will these politicians stop using “God’s commands” and start using common sense and compassion??

What do U guys think about the sagging ban?

[Image via City of Dadeville/Judy Eddy/WENN.]

Sep 15, 2015 1:45pm PDT

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