Amy Schumer Tells HIGHlarious Backstage Emmys Jokes About Blacking Out, Bringing Lube, & Jennifer Lawrence Texting Her!

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On Sunday, Amy Schumer continued her Hollywood domination after taking home the Emmy award for Outstanding Variety Sketch Series!

Standing in front of her Inside Amy Schumer team, the comedienne delivered a touching speech with sincerity and, of course, a bit of comedy!

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After her win backstage though, the 34-year-old kept the jokes coming — in fact she was even funnier uncensored!

First, she admitted there was one more individual she needed to thank:

“I want to thank my niece Ida… we have the exact same body.”

The Trainwreck star then talked about what was going through her head when her show was called:

“I just thought, I can’t wait to hug my sister, which is exactly the first thing I did. I was sitting in a separate spot from the writers because I’m really famous, so it was so exciting to see them all onstage. We’re all such a group of dirtbags; it’s really fun that we’re here. I’m gonna black out.”

And, of course, Schumer was planning on celebrating her win! When asked who she planned on making out with at the after party, she said:

“Honestly, anyone who’s willing. I brought my own lube. I don’t know if that’s something that interests everyone but yeah, literally anyone.”

And, don’t worry, new bestie Jennifer Lawrence congratulated Amy like a true friend would. She said:

“Jennifer sent me a really sweet text. She said that I looked pretty but not smart.”

We think Schumer looked AH-Mazing and are so happy for her success!

What did YOU think of the 2015 Emmys?

[Image via Instagram.]

Sep 21, 2015 11:33am PDT

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