New Nominee For World’s Dumbest Criminal Robs A Bank & Posts Selfies With The Cash On Facebook — See The Evidence HERE!

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He’s not exactly the brightest crayon in the box.

John E . Morgan II, a man from Pataskala, Ohio, robbed the Savings Bank in Ashville, Ohio back on August 24.

It was a pretty standard robbery: Morgan allegedly walked into the bank and handed the teller a note, the teller then handed him an undisclosed amount of money.

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Morgan then fled on food and apparently even got away — at least for a short period of time.

The Pickaway County Sheriff’s Office along with the Ashville Police Department were able to identify Morgan as the suspect so things already weren’t looking good for them.

But it was Morgan who pretty much sealed his own fate when he posted a picture (above) of himself to Facebook eating a HUGE wad of cash, shortly after the robbery!

As of Tuesday both Morgan and girlfriend Ashley K. Duboe are in custody for the robbery.

It hasn’t been confirmed that the money in the photos is from the Savings Bank, but seeing as how Morgan didn’t have a job at the time, Lt. Dale Parish of the Pickaway County Sheriff’s Office said:

“His lack of fruitful employment at the time wouldn’t generate money to that extent.”

Both Morgan and Duboe are charged with third-degree felony charges of robbery as well as fifth-degree felony charges of theft and are being held on $250,000 bond.

If you’re stupid enough to rob bank, you might want to get a job first, and NOT brag about it online! LOLz!

[Image via Facebook.]

Sep 30, 2015 5:06pm PDT

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