If you have eyeballs and access to the internet, you’ve read an epic story from a Twitter used named @_ZolarMoon.
Basically, the story starts with a stripper (Zola) meeting a “white b***h” at Hooters.
NEED WE SAY MORE.
If you’re not hooked by now, then we can’t help you. For those who want to read or relive the epic tale of murder, a tragic man named Jarrett, and sexy times, CLICK HERE.
But wait, the fun doesn’t stop there! We’ve collected some of the best reactions to the Zola story (below)!
If you can’t handle me at my Jarret, you don’t deserve me at my Zola
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Becca (@xoBeccca) October 28, 2015
New Motto: WWZD — What would Zola do?
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ MTV (@MTV) October 28, 2015
“I read Zola’s story before she deleted it” – the “I was at Woodstock” of our times.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Dea Ex Halloweena (@DeaExLena) October 28, 2015
Wow, this is truly the gift that keeps on giving!!
[Image via Twitter.]