We didn’t even know the Bad Sex In Fiction award existed!
Apparently every year the Literary Review hands down its book version of Razzies for the absolute worst in descriptions of doing it!
And as good as Morrissey may be at penning a song, he’s apparently not quite so impressive with prose — especially when it comes to fictional fornication!
The sexual script in his debut novel, List of the Lost, has been nominated for the award of best of the worst.
Here’s a juicy NSFW excerpt:
“Eliza and Ezra rolled together into the one giggling snowball of full-figured copulation, screaming and shouting as they playfully bit and pulled at each other in a dangerous and clamorous rollercoaster coil of sexually violent rotation with Eliza’s breasts barrel-rolled across Ezra’s howling mouth and the pained frenzy of his bulbous salutation extenuating his excitement as it whacked and smacked its way into every muscle of Eliza’s body except for the otherwise central zone.”
Oof. Not exactly 50 Shades Of Grey, is it?
The winner of the Bad Sex In Fiction award will be announced on December 1. See which other literary lovemaking failed to achieve climax HERE!