Saved By The Bell‘s Lark Voorhies CALLS OUT Ex-Husband In Epic Rant — Says His Peen Smells ‘Like Corn Chips’!

Lark Voorhies and Jimmy Green

Yikes…

In an unexpected rant on Instagram, Saved By The Bell alum Lark Voorhies really let her ex-husband Jimmy Green have a piece of her mind.

The former Lisa Turtle met Green on Facebook and the two eloped after about a year of dating — only to call it quits six months later this October.

Related: Jimmy To Sell Sex Tape With Lark?

In the post on Sunday, Miz Voorhies listed several complaints against Green including the status of his bank account and the smell of his… unsatisfactory peen.

The 41-year-old penned to her 3,000 followers:

“To whom this may concern. I am single! Jimmy couldn’t fork up a dime for our divorce. There’s an active restraining order that he continues to violate. No sex tape even physically exists. Do you really think he could afford a camera? I gave him money multiple times and put minutes on his Obama phone. You better take a U-Turn on that bus. Everyone in Pasadena knows you’re a joke. Gang Member? You lost your job at Taco Bell. Your penis is NOTHING to brag about! Is it normal for a penis to smell like corn chips? I chose to not be in the spotlight. I am an amazing author (3 Books on Amazon) and I am currently working on a short film that I wrote & directed and putting the final touches on my highly anticipated album! I’m too busy to interact with you bugaboos. Take care and god bless! LV”

OH. SNAP.

Corn chips? Highly anticipated album? This is just way too much for us to handle!! LOLZ!

In a follow up post on Monday, the self-proclaimed “amazing author” posted another photo with an unidentified person threatening to sue anyone who listens to her ex:

Oy.

Well, now we know that!

What do U think of Lark’s rant, Perezcious readers?? SOUND OFF in the comments!

[Image via Instagram.]

Nov 30, 2015 5:54pm PDT

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