Man Charged In Fatal Hit-And-Run — After Receiving Oral Sex While Driving

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This is awful.

Randy Joe Allen, a 54-year-old man from Polk City, Florida, is in custody after allegedly striking and killing a bicyclist while driving on the highway.

In an awful twist, it wasn’t alcohol he was under the influence of — it was oral sex.

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Allen had just met a woman in a bar in Auburndale, Florida, and she was performing fellatio on him when she felt a bump in the road, according to authorities.

In a REALLY disgusting move, Allen told the woman they had just hit a street sign, and he kept on driving while she kept on… yeah.

As it turned out, Allen had hit Terry Lamunt Ross, a 49-year-old cyclist riding along U.S. Highway 92 at about 7:45 pm on Saturday night.

A witness to the incident wrote down Allen’s license plate and called police before returning to give aid to Ross, only to find that he was dead.

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According to authorities, Allen may have ALSO been driving drunk at the time he struck Ross, who was homeless.

In the meantime, while law enforcement waits for toxicology results to come back, Allen has been charged with leaving the scene of a crash involving a death, and he may face more charges soon.

Our thoughts are with Ross’ family and loved ones after this horrible and unnecessary tragedy.

[Image via Polk County Sheriff’s Office/Facebook.]

Dec 7, 2015 2:22pm PDT

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