Donald Trump’s Doctor Says He ‘Will Be The Healthiest Individual Ever Elected’ To President! Um…

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Something about this seems dubious…

Donald Trump released a report on Monday from Dr. Harold Bornstein, his physician, that supposedly proves the candidate’s perfect health, great genes, and physical preparedness for the presidency.

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In the letter, Bornstein wrote that if The Donald is elected:

“Unequivocally… he will be the healthiest individual ever elected to the presidency.”


This, about a man with absolutely no workout regimen who also openly and constantly brags about sleeping only four hours a night…??

According to Dr. B, Trump has lost 15 pounds this year, and has had no significant health problems over the past 39 years under the good doctor’s care. His blood pressure (110/65) and lab test results were all “astonishingly excellent,” too.

And why wouldn’t they be?! When The Donald does health, he does it HUU-UUUGE! Ha!!!

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In a statement accompanying the release of his medical documents, Trump wrote:

“People have been impressed by my stamina, but to me it has been easy because I am truly doing something that I love.”

Josh Earnest, the White House Press Secretary under Barack Obama, said he was skeptical that Trump’s medical staff had researched the medical histories of the country’s 43 presidents.

True THAT. Teddy Roosevelt was a robust outdoorsman!

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The doc also revealed Trump’s hair is made of pure gold and his heart is “definitely not a loser like that no-energy Jeb Bush fella.”

OK, he didn’t say that exactly but come on! LOLz!!

[Image via WENN.]

Dec 14, 2015 5:44pm PDT

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