Now THIS Is Dirty Talk — Woman Calls Cops After Thinking She Heard Neighbors Chanting ‘ISIS Is Good’ During Sex!

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Well this is one way to fight terror.

An 82-year-old woman in Brown Deer, Wisconsin called police Monday with some alarming news: she heard her neighbors having sex and chanting “ISIS is good, ISIS is great!”

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One of Brown Deer’s finest came to visit the sweet old lady, who told the officer all about the scary things she had heard coming from her neighbor’s place.

Police didn’t speak to anybody else in the woman’s building, and couldn’t determine if the dirty talk was really about ISIS — but cops ultimately didn’t think there was a terror threat at the apartment complex.

Brown Deer Police Chief Michael Kass spoke to reporters about the incident:

“They couldn’t necessarily validate it, but didn’t dismiss it either … [she seemed] kind of confused and worried people will not believe her.”

Kass also noted the department’s police towards ISIS talk during sex:

“We subscribe to the saying, ‘See something, say something.’ We don’t want to discourage people from reporting potential terror attacks. But this seems odd.”

Ya think?!

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Kass even had a good time with it on Twitter after the call (below):

LOLz no kidding!!

Dec 22, 2015 7:22pm PDT

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