This is not what dreams are made of…
A woman in Pike County, Kentucky was arrested late December after a TV-related disagreement with her husband led to her biting his face.
Apparently, Brandi and Ethan Lester were enjoying some sort of television program when they began to wonder who exactly the actress was that they were watching.
While Brandi was positive Hilary Duff was the girl in question, Ethan disagreed. Naturally, a domestic dispute erupted shortly after.
Ethan proceeded to call police saying he was nervous about his wife harming herself, but she was promptly arrested for fourth degree assault and domestic abuse despite his insistence that she was normally a nonviolent person.
Neither of the parents-of-three are actually mad at each other now that the smoke has blown over… but they still won’t be able to have any contact until their court date all the way in March.
Ch-ch-check out the unbelievably real news report out of WYMT (below)!!!
P.S. We can only assume it was Miranda being absent from The Lizzie McGuire Movie that REALLY sparked the outrage. LOLz!
[Image via Hilary Duff/Instagram.]