This ‘Kung Fu Master’ Lifts Stuff With Her Vagina: ‘I See This As Every Woman’s God-Given Right!’

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This is… inneresting.

Kim Anami is an expert at lifting things with her vagina, and calls herself the ‘Vaginal Kung Fu Master’ — and now she’s taking her routine of, um, vagina-strengthening exercises to the people!

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The 44-year-old is concerned about most women having “numb” vaginas that aren’t exercised or used properly, and so her Vaginal Kung Fu program — which, again, literally consists of lifting things with her vagina — is here to give a weight training and exercise routine to women… apparently?!

Anami had this to say about her, um, life’s work:

“I came across the ancient Taoist practice of vaginal weight lifting about 15 years ago. I tried it and noticed an immediate benefit. Not only did I feel vaginally stronger, but my orgasms were more powerful and pleasurable. Seeing ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ and feeling ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ the difference, I began incorporating the teaching into my work as a sex and relationship coach.”

Anami has lifted a lot of different stuff in the past — fruit, a surfboard, you name it. Her vagina can lift up to ten pounds of weight!!!

She really loves her program, too — like really loves it:

“In the Vaginal Kung Fu program I teach, it’s about toning the pelvic floor and vagina with a weight training routine, and in the process, reconnecting a woman to her body and sexual power. Just like any muscle that isn’t being exercised, it will atrophy. This leads to numbness, dissociation and lowered libido. Vaginal Kung Fu invigorates the vagina so it can function as it’s meant to: a giver of multiple orgasms and life-changing pleasure.”

Don’t believe us?

Ch-ch-check out some proof (below)!!!

#thingsiliftwithmyvagina The Bali Series. Cliffside infinity pool. With mangos. I love me my tropical fruits. My Vaginal Kung Fu Salon begins tomorrow├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥my 8-week online course to vaginal mastery. In this vaginal immersion, we touch on everything from multiple orgasms to pelvic strengthening to using your vagina to magnetize what you want and how to leverage your sex life to increase your cash flow. Yes. It’s the sex and how-to-use-your-vagina education that you never received. You’ll learn: – Step-by-step instructions for your vaginal weight lifting practice, thereby putting yourself in the running for the Guinness Record for world├óΓé¼Γäós strongest vagina – How to channel orgasmic and creative energy into everyday life accelerating your productivity at work and your stamina in relationships – Ancient Taoist practices used by courtesans in the emperor├óΓé¼Γäós court of China to increase vitality, beauty and sexual expertise – How to give your man a hand job. With your vagina. Sign up here (link also in bio): #thingsiliftwithmyvagina #vaginalkungfu #tropicalfruitsiliftwithmyvaginaA photo posted by Kim Anami (@kimanami) on Feb 3, 2016 at 2:04pm PST

Well OK then!

Life… it takes all kinds!


[Image via Kim Anami/Instagram.]

Feb 7, 2016 12:54pm PDT

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