When no one likes your policies enough to vote for you, maybe pandering isn’t such a bad idea…
Jeb Bush, the former governor of Florida who is currently running for the GOP’s nomination for President, decided Tuesday was as good a time as any to just lay it all out on the line before the upcoming South Carolina primary election.
So he did what any
blatantly shilling huckster self-respecting politician would do!
He shared a pic of a custom pistol with his name on it!
Nothing says freedom, and guns, and shootin’ people, and loving America SO MUCH that you want to be President quite like having a gun with your name engraved on it!
Ch-ch-check out the tweet, completely lacking in any sort of nuance, below:
HECK YEAH! AMERICA! GUNS! AND FREEDOM!
AND, UH, GETTING BULLIED BY DONALD TRUMP!
AND, WELL, NOT GETTING ANY VOTES IN THE PRIMARIES!
We’re just surprised Jeb didn’t include God somehow in the monogram.
Oh wait… there are crosshairs…
[Image via Judy Eddy/WENN.]