Whoever green-lit this abomination needs a time out!
And after watching the trailer for Kindergarten Cop 2, we can confirm that our childhoods are effectively ruined.
While Expendables actor Dolph Lundgren tries his best subbing in for Arnie playing a detective who goes undercover as a kindergarten teacher (for DIFFERENT reasons), the movie looks exactly like the classroom he teaches — one loud, sticky, mind-numbing mess.
The worst part is, this could have been a real movie if the studio put more effort into coming up with a fresh take on the premise.
But instead, we’re stuck with this straight-to-video POS that we already forgot about.
Watch the wacky trailer (above) to see for yourself!