Eva Amurri’s Husband Fires Nanny Who Sent Him A Text Saying She Wanted To ‘F*ck His Brains Out’ — OMG!

Eva Amurri

Good nannies are so hard to come by these days!!

Eva Amurri Martino — AKA Susan Sarandon‘s daughter — took to her blog Happily Eva After on Monday to share a “really trashy” story about her child’s nanny sending her husband inappropriate text messages!

Sounds wayyy too familiar!!

According to the post, the actress’ beau Kyle Martino was forced to fire their daughter Marlowe‘s caregiver after she sent a text saying she wanted to “f*ck his brains out.” OMG!!!

Related: Jennifer Garner Breaks Her Silence On Nannygate

The alleged text sent to her husband’s phone read:

“OMG. Girl, did I mention to you how hot and sex my Boss is. I would love to f*ck his brains out ha haah. Too bad he seems not to like thick Latin women with lots to hold on to LOL.”


Not so surprisingly, Miz Amurri was out of town on business.

According to the beauty, Kyle thought the text was a mistake but he quickly realized it wasn’t when he caught the nanny spying on him from the MASTER bedroom:

“Kyle said the way she was peeking out of the window in our bedroom made him realize, ├óΓé¼╦£OK ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ that text was NOT a mistake.’ (By the way if you are a woman I’m sure YOU figured that out two paragraphs ago.)”

Amurri continued:

“AND THIS IS WHY MY HUSBAND IS A LEGEND. He also realized in that moment that he was going to record his entire confrontation with her. Because he knew that clearly this chick was crazy ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ and who knows what she would try to make up or twist after the fact. Thank you, Voicenotes on the iPhone ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£ thank you for creating the single most captivating piece of entertainment that my girlfriends and I have ever passed around a kitchen table. I’m writing out the convo in script form below, so you can get a sense of exactly what went down. I would feel badly for this chick ├óΓé¼┬ª except that, well, I REALLY don’t.”

Per the transcription of the conversation, Kyle asked the nanny leave because of the “inappropriate” message:

“Needless to say, it’s not the type of environment I want in the house with you taking care of our daughter.”

No apology or denial was made by the nanny!

Um yeah!!! Yikes.

Sounds like Kyle is an A+ husband!!!

You can read the rest of Eva’s Nannygate 2.0 story HERE.

What do U think of all this, Perezcious readers?? SOUND OFF in the comments!

[Image via WENN.]

Feb 29, 2016 6:20pm PDT

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