A Ted Cruz sex scandal… the Internet couldn’t possibly be so lucky, could they?!
It appears we’re dealing with allegations of multiple affairs for the married Senator, at least according to a WILD new report in the National Enquirer!
Now that the report has spread EVERYWHERE across the Internet, the presidential candidate himself has clapped back at the allegations!
Ch-ch-check out the statement Cruz released on Friday afternoon (below) before seeing the Internet’s reaction to Cruz’s scandal:
“I want to be crystal clear: these attacks are garbage. For Donald J. Trump to enlist his friends at the National Enquirer and his political henchmen to do his bidding shows you that there is no low Donald won’t go. These smears are completely false, they’re offensive to Heidi and me, they’re offensive to our daughters, and they’re offensive to everyone Donald continues to personally attack. Donald Trump’s consistently disgraceful behavior is beneath the office we are seeking and we are not going to follow.”
Whoa! So Cruz is pretty much straight up accusing Donald Trump of EVERYTHING regarding the scandal — even though one of the scandalized names caught up in the affair is Katrina Pierson, one of Trump’s campaign spokeswomen!
Even more inneresting, though, are the Internet’s reactions to the Cruz news (below):
There’s depression, and then there’s ” #TedCruz is getting laid more than you” depression
The Internet has NO chill! LOLz!!
What do U think about the new developments to this #CruzSexScandal?!
[Image via TNYF/WENN.]