Khlo├â┬⌐ Kardashian Is Into Sadism But Says ‘F*CK NO’ To Furries! LOLz!

Khloe Kardashian

Khloé Kardashian has never been one to stray away from the topic of sex.

On her latest post to her website/app, the 31-year-old shared her feelings toward various sexual fetishes on a scale from one to 10 (“Fair Game” to “F*ck No”).

Good… ’cause we were wondering!

The Kocktails with Khloé host penned:

“Everyone has sexual fantasies or fetishes, and if you say you don’t, you’re straight-up lying! There’s no shame in having your preferences in bed, but some fetishes just don’t match up with the things that get me going!”

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First up, sadism. Koko said intense pain isn’t her cup of tea:

“Sadists get off on pain, which I can appreciate├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥I keep a rhinestone whip by the side of my bed!!! I like “love bites,” as long as they’re done kindly. Don’t make me bleed, LOL! I’ve seen some intense documentaries where people are in cages and sh*t like that, which is NOT for me. Don’t even try.
My rating for sadism is: 4/10″

And don’t think you’ll catch her dressing up like an animal anytime soon:

“Some people like getting dressed up as animals when they have sex. Just not my thing.
My rating for a furry fetish is: 10/10”

As far as getting down and dirty with a partner dressed as an adult baby — nope!:

“F*ck no!!! I’m sorry, but I’m gonna have to change your diaper one day when you’re old and gray, so I do not want that to turn me on. Nope.
My rating for an adult baby fetish is: 10/10”

One thing she might be able to deal with is a foot fetish:

“Foot Fetish: If the guy I was dating had a foot fetish, I think I could deal. I guess it depends, though. I don’t mind if someone thinks I have pretty feet or wants to massage my feet. I don’t even care if you kiss my feet! But the really kinky shit├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥like foot jobs, LOL├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥it’s like, what the hell are you doing?!”

But don’t even think about bringing any food into the bedroom:

“That doesn’t do it for me at all!!! I mean, a whipped cream moment is OK, but I don’t want to eat when I’m having sex! Definitely not something savory├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥there is NOTHING sexy about comfort food, LOL!!!” she writes. “If my partner wanted to bring a full meal into the bedroom, I don’t think I could do it.”

Hmmm. We wonder which one of these fantasies Khlo├â┬⌐’s exes Lamar Odom, French Montana, and James Harden tried out…

On second thought, no we don’t.

There ya have it, folks!

[Image via Instagram.]

Mar 29, 2016 4:07pm PDT

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