The soulful singer rode the rollercoasters, played the games, and even devoured an ice cream cone. But let’s be real, no one on the internet gave a f*ck about all that.
Instead, everyone became completely captivated by this photo (above) of the Canadian crooner chowing down on a piece of corn on the cob.
Why? Because he’s clearly doing it COMPLETELY wrong.
Now, we LOVE Michael’s music. His sweet sound soothes our soul. But we can’t not laugh at the artist practically deep-throating an ear of corn.
Immature penis jokes aside, we can’t imagine that shoving the tip of the cob into your mouth is a very efficient way of eating. You’re going to get like, NO corn from that!
And we weren’t wrong, considering a snap showed the musician tossing the snack in the trash, and he’d hardly made a dent!
But we weren’t the only ones who found his munching methods HIGHlarious! A few Photoshop wizards decided to put their spin on the silly shot! Take a look (below)!
One user imagined this must be how Michael makes popcorn:
And here’s the Everything performer about to lose an eating contest, obviously because of poor technique:
This one is just showing what we’re all thinking:
This is probably the scariest face swap to date:
Here’s a hungry Michael:
And now he’s just terrorizing this poor unicorn from the 2008 viral video Charlie the Unicorn:
Finally, some kind soul let Michael pretend, just for a minute, that the meme-worthy moment never happened:
Since there was literally no way for the famous father to avoid the attention, he took to Twitter to react to the ridiculousness, writing:
Hey, at least he’s a good sport!