Celebs like Miley Cyrus and Lena Dunham have already threatened to migrate up North if the Republican presumptive nominee takes the White House — but what about the rest of us who can’t afford to relocate?
Thankfully, there’s MapleMatch.com, a dating site that “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.”
Site founder Joe Goldman told The Guardian he saw a business opportunity after following Trump’s ridiculous campaign, explaining:
“When this election came about and I started seeing Donald Trump and the rise of his candidacy I started getting concerned, just like anybody else. I thought it might be interesting to try something like this out.”
Though the app hasn’t launched yet, currently over 5,000 singles are signed up to find their Canadian soulmate — in hopes they will be taken away from a Trump-ruled land.
A 22-year-old American wrote in his application:
“Please help me. I found out my parents are voting for Trump and it literally broke my heart.”
If this site takes off, Canada might have to build a wall to keep illegal American immigrants from flooding their country!
Will YOU be signing up for Maple Match?