Canadian Dating Site Offers Dates To Americans Who Want To Flee A Donald Trump Presidency! Get The Deets On Maple Match!

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As the possibility of a Donald Trump presidency looms over our nation like a 55-foot wall, fleeing the country and moving to Canada has never looked like a better idea.

Celebs like Miley Cyrus and Lena Dunham have already threatened to migrate up North if the Republican presumptive nominee takes the White House — but what about the rest of us who can’t afford to relocate?

Thankfully, there’s, a dating site that “makes it easy for Americans to find the ideal Canadian partner to save them from the unfathomable horror of a Trump presidency.”

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Site founder Joe Goldman told The Guardian he saw a business opportunity after following Trump’s ridiculous campaign, explaining:

“When this election came about and I started seeing Donald Trump and the rise of his candidacy I started getting concerned, just like anybody else. I thought it might be interesting to try something like this out.”

Though the app hasn’t launched yet, currently over 5,000 singles are signed up to find their Canadian soulmate — in hopes they will be taken away from a Trump-ruled land.

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A 22-year-old American wrote in his application:

“Please help me. I found out my parents are voting for Trump and it literally broke my heart.”

If this site takes off, Canada might have to build a wall to keep illegal American immigrants from flooding their country!

Will YOU be signing up for Maple Match?

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/Future Image/WENN/Maple Match.]

May 10, 2016 6:17pm PDT

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