Christie Brinkley Got Into An Epic Pee-Pee War After A Fourth Of July Trespasser Urinated On Her ‘Property’ — LOLz!

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Christie Brinkley is seriously PEEved!

On the fourth of July, Christie took to Instagram to SLAM a trespasser who urinated on her gorgeous Hamptons property following an epic battle of words. The pee-pee scandal went down at Brinkley’s annual “fireworks gathering,” a glamorous bash which does NOT mix well with civilians who REALLY need to go to whiz-town.

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According to Page Six, the pee pee battle erupted after 36-year-old Erica Remkus started to “squat” on the Sag Harbor Cove sand around 10 p.m..

Per Remkus’ account, the model then screamed:

“What are you doing?! You can’t pee in front of my house! You have to go away. You’re standing on my rocks. You can’t pee on my rocks. I walk there!”

Yikes! It sounds like this situation was as explosive as C.B.’s fireworks display!

Not one to be deterred by the blonde’s yelling, Erica then argued that the beach in question was public property. An official questioned by the New York Post later confirmed this statement to be true.

While all of this drama is crazy enough, Christie then sprayed Ms. Remkus down with a HOSE after she refused to leave the area. Apparently this is when E.R. realized someone famous was dousing her with water — she couldn’t place the 62-year-old up until that point.

In a hilarious twist, Erica then decided to PISS all over Brinkley’s sand as payback:

“I would not have peed if she didn’t spray me. After that, I kind of had to.”

Ha! That’s one way to look at it!

Despite the beauty filming the entire incident, a cop decided not to cite Remkus since he didn’t witness the transgression with his own eyes.

As for Christie, she’s still really PISSED over the situation:

I know it’s Independence Day but that does not mean “free to pee” in front of my guests and me at my fireworks gathering. Maybe the trespasser should celebrate “Depends Day” as she apparently thinks she lives in “The Land of the Pee”, as I was forced to hose down her mess after she urinated in my yard all the while throwing things at me. My wish for everyone on this Fourth of July is…May you live in the Land of the Free from belligerent drunken stalkers with weak bladders and foul mouths. (that’s not too much to ask right ?) Peace! I’ll raise my glass of Bellissima Prosecco to that…Cheers Happy 4th to everyone! @nypost @dailymail @nydailynews #pagesix @scoopnest @breakingnewsheadlines24 @googlenews ├ó┼ô┼Æ├░┼╕┬Å┬╝├»┬╕┬Å├░┼╕ΓÇí┬║├░┼╕ΓÇí┬╕ P.S. #iamalocal #30yearsinthehamptons #raised3kidshere #quieteveningathome

A photo posted by Christie Brinkley (@christiebrinkley) on Jul 4, 2016 at 10:44am PDT

Wow! This account sounds starkly different than Erica’s portrayal — we’re not sure what to believe!

So, would you spray down a pissing trespasser?

[Image via Instagram.]

Jul 5, 2016 12:56pm PDT

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