Texas Students Protest Campus Gun Law Using The Greatest Weapon Of All — Really Big D*cks!

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Go Longhorns?

Students and activists who oppose a controversial Texas law that allows guns on college campus are protesting the measure with the power of… dildos!

The protest — aptly titled Cocks Not Glocks — overtook the University of Texas on the first day of class, where participants strapped sex toys of all shapes and sizes to their backpacks to protest a law that invites gun owners to bring their firearms to campus, because├óΓé¼┬ª Texas!

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Last June, Governor Greg Abbott signed the “Campus Carry” bill into law, extending the right of concealed-handgun permit holders to take their weapons through most parts of the campus as of August 1.

On Monday, a federal judge denied a request from three UT professors for a preliminary injunction to allow them to ban guns in their classrooms, out of concerns that guns in the classroom would not be conducive to learning.

Really? You need guns IN THE CLASSROOM??

So, activists took matters into their own hands by filling them with phallic, rubbery sex toys — which, according to UT’s rule book, is “a misdemeanor to openly brandish or distribute these objects that portray the human genitalia in turgid form.”

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After realizing the idiocy of the campus banning harmless sex toys but not fatal weapons, students came up with Cocks Not Glocks, and set out to distribute the obscene objects! The group’s Facebook page reads:

“The State of Texas has decided that it is not at all obnoxious to allow deadly concealed weapons in classrooms, however it DOES have strict rules about free sexual expression, to protect your innocence. You would receive a citation for taking a DILDO to class before you would get in trouble for taking a gun to class. Heaven forbid the penis.”

According to organizers, protesters have received over 4,000 dildos for the event donated from sex-toy suppliers, and hope that students will continue to carry the dildos until lawmakers stop being dildos and repeal the law!

Ch-ch-check out photos of the protest (below) to see some political d*ck picks!

[Image via Twitter.]

Aug 24, 2016 4:35pm PDT

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