Man Gets Bitten On Penis By A Spider — For The SECOND Time This Year!

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Poor Jordan has been bitten on his penis by a spider not once, but twice THIS YEAR!

The poor guy, who isn’t giving out his last name (presumably to not ruin his dating life), first had his weenie chomped by an eight-legged insect back in April, and now it happened again!

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And the 21-year-old told BBC that on Tuesday, he was bitten in “pretty much the same spot” by another spider!


The Australia man recounted that he was just sitting on a portable toilet when it happened, saying:

“I’m the most unlucky guy in the country at the moment. I was sitting on the toilet doing my business and just felt the sting that I felt the first time. I was like ‘I can’t believe it’s happened again.’ I looked down and I’ve seen a few little legs come from around the rim.”

What’s crazy is he had been anxious to use portable toilets after the first peen problem, but felt confident in this Sydney outhouse, explaining:

“After the first time it happened I didn’t really want to use one again. Toilets got cleaned that day and I thought it was my opportunity to go use one. Had a look under both seats and then I sat down did my business. Next thing you know, I’m bent over in pain.”

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One of the tradesman’s coworkers brought him to Blacktown Hospital, but couldn’t help poking fun at his HIGHlariously painful situation:

“They got worried the first time. This time they were making jokes before I was getting in the car.”

Jordan has since been released from the hospital and will be going back to work, but don’t expect him to use a portable toilet anytime soon:

“I think I’ll be holding on for dear life to be honest.”

Yeah, that’s probably a smart move…

What do YOU think of Jordan’s bad luck??

Sep 29, 2016 5:05pm PDT

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