Amy Schumer Says If You Don’t Vote You’re Essentially A ‘Steamy Dump’ & Will Be Judged By The Internet! Watch!

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Amy Schumer has an important message for anyone who is considering skipping the polls on Tuesday.

In a new PSA for, the funny lady took to Facebook to explain how passing up your right to vote could come back to bite you in the ass.

Related: JoJo Asks Fans To Go Vote

However, the blonde beauty sarcastically insisted she did NOT make this video to encourage everyone to cast their ballots, saying:

“I’m not here to tell you to vote. Whether you’re a cool, good citizen, or a steamy dump, it’s totally 100 percent your call.”

But she did warn the masses the entire country would be able to find out whether or not they voted in the 2016 presidential election.

The 35-year-old explained:

“People are going to know if you voted or not. Your voting history is public record. It doesn’t say who you voted for, but it says if you voted at all. Your decision to vote or not is obviously up to you, but judging you for that decision could be up to the internet, and everyone has access to that.”

The Trainwreck star clarified this means you’ll totally get caught if you lie about voting, and therefore judged because of it.

And, once the comedienne confessed she was actually instructing her audience to vote on November 8, she also ordered them to vote for Hillary Clinton, slamming Donald Trump in the process:

“I hope people don’t blame you if an orange, sexually-assaulting Godzilla who started a fake college is f*cking up the entire planet a year or so from now. That would be a bummer, right?”

Ch-ch-check out the HIGHlariously accurate PSA (below)!

Will U be hitting the polls on Tuesday?!

[Image via Amy Schumer/Facebook.]

Nov 4, 2016 2:19pm PDT

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