Where do we even begin.
According to the blog Real Mr. Housewife, Amber Portwood‘s questionable fianc├â┬⌐ Matt Baier will be co-writing a memoir titled You Have No F*cking Idea: The Naked Truth About My Life with the creator of the site. The announcement follows a ton of scandals involving Matt this year, including claims that he’s a deadbeat dad.
Per the report, Baier and Amber are eager to clear the reality star’s name and clarify “BS” misconceptions about his persona. We guess this past season of Teen Mom really hasn’t helped their cause:
“When Matt Richards approached me about this book, I wasn’t 100% sure that I wanted to do it. Amber and I have never been the type to seek out press and typically try not to respond to the multitudes of BS articles that are out there. After talking to Amber, though,” he continued, “we decided that a book was a smart idea, as it would be a definitive way to finally respond to everything, once and for all. It would also be all in my words, with no one able to ├óΓé¼╦£pick and choose’ which parts of what I’m saying they want to put in a story as some publications typically do.”
Hmm… isn’t starring on a reality TV show the definition of “seeking out the press”? Interesting!
The former addict went on to explain:
“Nothing is off the table. I will be confronting all of the BS you’ve read about me in the past few years. I will also be sharing background details of my life, my struggles with addiction, and the true story of how I met Amber, which has also been twisted and lied about in the press. I look forward to sharing my story once and for all, and hopefully showing you all that you really have no idea who I am. I’m truly not the guy I’ve been painted to be and can’t wait to share my story with you.”
While we’re not sure if this book will quell any fears about the 45-year-old, we guess it’s his right to fight public opinion!
So, will YOU be buying this work when it hits the shelves on May 2, 2017?