Man Hospitalized After Shoving A USB Wire Up His Penis To Pleasure Himself — Oh Yeah, It Got Stuck!

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Be prepared to cringe!

An unnamed man from northwestern China’s Shaanxi Province is in the hospital after shoving a USB cable in his penis to try and pleasure himself.

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Doctors have said that after drinking quite heavily one day and reading about various ways to pleasure himself on the Internet, the anonymous man:

“found a video online that taught him how to sexually stimulate himself with a charging cable, so he inserted one into his urethra.”


After cramming the 20 centimeter USB phone cable up his peen, the John Doe rushed himself to the hospital where doctors operated on him and removed the wire, which you can take a look at (below)!


The doctors went on to say:

“When the patient arrived he was in an incredible amount of pain.”

Uh, duh.

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After over an HOUR of surgery, and cutting the wire into three separate pieces to help remove it more easily, medical professionals were FINALLY got it all out!

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Thankfully, the man is recovering in the hospital; however, doctors did NOT confirm whether there would be any longterm damage. OUCH!

Understandably, the patient told medics that he was incredibly embarrassed as well as quite “regretful”. Yeah, we bet!

Everyone, please, learn a lesson from this man. Always check if you need an adaptor before trying to plug in.

[Image via 20th Century Fox/Asia Wire.]

Nov 22, 2016 3:22pm PDT

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