Don’t even THINK about coming for Lisa Vanderpump‘s throne!
As the first face we see in the new clip, the brunette beauty decreed:
“The crown is heavy, darlings. So just leave it where it belongs.”
Reminding everyone her rightful seat is atop the Bravo throne earned the Vanderpump Rules star the honor of Best Quip of the bunch.
However, she didn’t have much competition, since the other ladies’ taglines didn’t exactly shine like those diamonds they’re holding…
Kyle Richards REALLY wanted to hammer home that she’s not phony with yet another variation of the same sassy statement she’s given since Season 1, saying:
“I’m an expert on luxury, and I can always spot a fake.”
And Lisa Rinna tried to convince everyone that she’s a hustler, for some reason:
“My advice to you: Don’t hustle the hustler.”
Eileen Davidson‘s wasn’t even slightly memorable, and newcomer Dorit Kemsley clearly had no idea what she was doing.
Erika Girardi was the only other Housewife besides LVP with a halfway decent line. See for yourself (below)!
RHOBH returns Tuesday, December 6 at 9 p.m. EST on Bravo.
[Image via Bravo.]