Dane Cook SLAMS Nick Cannon In Lengthy Rant For Wearing A Turban & Looking Like ‘Zoltan’

Dane Cook goes in on Nick Cannon!

Dane Cook went IN on Nick Cannon for wearing a turban to the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show!

The America’s Got Talent host debuted a bright magenta head wrap at the lingerie show, and it sounds like the comedian only got a glimpse when the program aired on CBS on Monday.

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Sharing a picture of Mariah Carey‘s ex, the Massachusetts native went on a lengthy Instagram rant on Tuesday, writing:

“Last night Nick Cannon wore this sh*t. He put this on his head and he looked in a mirror and he walked away from the mirror without saying to himself, ‘Hey self mayyyyyybe I shouldn’t look like Zoltan and wear a fuhhhhhking pink turban with one of the infinity stones from Avengers on it.’ He went outside and people didn’t stop him and say ‘Nick Cannon from Americas Best Talents Competition we love you so please remove that from your head please and thank you.'”

Wow. It’s wild to hear how upset it made Dane, going so far to shame the singer and actor for choosing to wear a head wrap.

The 44-year-old didn’t stop there. He also went on to blast the rest of the star’s outfit:

“He wore a matching tie and bottom lip lipstick too to match this horrific clothing mistake x10000.
This pic makes me so frustrated that I want to delete it already and I think I will because this makes me want to quit Instagram. Don’t get me wrong Nick is a good guy and he and I go way back but I’m gonna have to call Nick out here and say he Cannon’t wear this fuuuuuck*ng thing again.
I just opened my fridge and randomly punched into it in utter disbelief. I also just called hammered a nail into my own tire so I could walk into the woods off the side of a rural highway to spit on a birds nest.
Ahhhh I’ve been ranting since my Voice of Doom 12 years ago on my website. Follow meeeeeeeee. Hahahaahhaah”

Sigh.

Well, Nick has definitely heard about the rant, and responded with a few of his own IG posts. The poppa of two (and another on the way) shared:

Just in case yall forgot! We still out in these streets! @hawk.newsome we do it for the culture, community and our children! 👳 My Crown. My sovereignty is #NcredibleA photo posted by LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY 🕉IkeT🆙 (@nickcannon) on Dec 7, 2016 at 6:25am PST

Yo @DaneCook call me so I can explain this Muthafuckin King Business to you!! 👳👳👳#MoorishMindset #SikhLife #ReconditioningOurCommunitiesA photo posted by LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY 🕉IkeT🆙 (@nickcannon) on Dec 7, 2016 at 6:37am PST

👳A photo posted by LORD NCREDIBLE ALMIGHTY 🕉IkeT🆙 (@nickcannon) on Dec 7, 2016 at 7:00am PST

How do U feel about it all? Are U Team Dane or Team Nick?

[Image via Nicky Nelson & Fayes Vision/WENN.]

Dec 7, 2016 11:36am PDT

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