Donald Trump Officially Gives Up On Getting A-List Inauguration Acts — Toby Keith, Jon Voight, & More Just Announced!

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If this is his definition of HUGE… we’re no longer scared about that wall.

As if we needed more reasons to not attend Donald Trump‘s inauguration on January 20, the racist Republican’s camp finally started sharing the official line-up this week — and the performers sound just as miserable as his Cabinet!

In addition to previously announced acts Paul Anka, Jackie Evancho, the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, and (at least some of) The Rockettes, on Friday rockers 3 Doors Down, God Bless the USA panderer singer Lee Greenwood, and the long-expected Toby Keith were added to the list.

Related: Celebs React To Donald Trump’s #GoldenShowerGate!

Not exactly the A-list anymore, but least we’ve actually heard of them

However, absolutely no one will be able to top Trump’s most famous get: Jon Voight (Yes. That Jon Voight).

It’s unclear exactly what he’ll be performing, but we hope his audience likes disparaging remarks about Angelina Jolie!! Oh, wait, they probably do…

Unfortunately, original Dreamgirl Jennifer Holliday is also going against her Broadway family’s wishes by performing for the alleged golden shower enthusiast.

With just seven days left until the inauguration, who do U think will be announced next??

[Image via Dennis Van Tine/FutureImage/Michael Boardman/WENN .]

Jan 13, 2017 1:04pm PST

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