Vladimir Putin Passionately Defends BFF Donald Trump, Calling His Golden Shower Accusers ‘Worse Than Prostitutes’

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Nobody puts Baby in a corner!

On Tuesday, Vladimir Putin vigorously defended Donald Trump against allegations made in a 35-page dossier outlining the president-elect’s shady ties to Russia.

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As we previously reported, last week’s leaked documents claim Drumpf is currently being blackmailed by Putin with compromising footage of the 70-year-old partaking in golden showers with prostitutes in a Moscow hotel.

The failed businessman brushed off the scandal at his first post-election press conference by referring to himself as a germaphobe, an excuse which was contradicted by a past interview.

Now it looks like Vladimir is coming to his boy toy’s defense, which isn’t helping the persistent rumors suggesting there’s something SERIOUSLY SUSPICIOUS going on between the two.

According to Russia’s leader, the racist Republican’s critics are the lowest of the low:

“Prostitution is an ugly social phenomenon . . . but people who order such fakes, which are now used against the elected president of the United States, fabricate information and use it in the political struggle, they are worse than prostitutes. They have no moral limits.”

Hmm… should Vlad really be bringing morality into this mess? Donald has proven time and time again he is the one with NO “moral limits”…

And comparing American politicians to prostitutes?! Sure, many of them are in the pocket of corporations, but a lot of those are on Trump’s team…

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To make matters even more bizarre, Putin tried to further deny the story by claiming he had no reason to spy on Trump, reasoning:

“Trump, when he came to Moscow a few years ago was not a politician. We did not even know about his political ambitions, he was just a businessman, one of the richest men in America. Is someone really thinking that our intelligence agencies are chasing every American billionaire, or what? Of course not! It’s just a complete nonsense.”

But wait, that’s not all!

The 64-year-old went as far to brag about Russia’s prostitutes while simultaneously defending his BFF, joking:

“I find it hard to believe that he rushed to some hotel to meet girls of loose morals, although ours are undoubtedly the best in the world.”

Well, isn’t that the Trumpiest thing to say?

“Of course he didn’t hire hookers. But we do have the BEST hookers. And if he did hire our hookers, he would have had a beautiful time. Because they’re the best.” They really are a bad influence on one another.

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According to Vladimir, the dossier’s claims was designed “to tie the hands and legs of the newly-elected president related to the implementation of his pre-election campaign promises to the American people and the international community.”

Putin ended by the shady interview by declaring his so-called pure intentions, arguing:

“I don’t know Mr. Trump, I have never met him. I don’t know what he will do in the international arena, so I have no reason either to attack him, criticize him or defend him.”

Inneresting. For someone who has no stake in Donald, he sure took great pains to “clear” his name…

So, what do YOU think of this interview?

[Image via WENN/Dennis Van Tine/Future Image]

Jan 17, 2017 1:31pm PDT

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