Watching Paint Dry Is More Captivating Than Donald Trump’s Pre-Inauguration Event…

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Donald Trump began his presidency with a flag-waving, god-praising, nationalistic propaganda-fest more yuge than you could possibly imagine.

Nope, we take it back… it’s probably EXACTLY what you imagined!

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It started with Jon Voight greatly embarrassing his daughter Angelina Jolie with a horrifically sycophantic speech about how rough poor Drumpf has had it over the past year…

After that intro, Donald and Melania Trump made their grand entrance, looking stilted and awkward.

When Lee Greenwood sang his ultra-patriotic God Bless The U.S.A., Trump sang along. Something tells us we’re glad we couldn’t hear his voice…

Next, 3 Doors Down performed one of their newest hits… Nah, we’re just fucking with you. They played Kryptonite.

Then, The Piano Guys tried to tell America It’s Gonna Be Okay. They just kept singing it, over and over again…

Let’s not forget about the very patriotic Toby Keith who performed a medley of his hits including Courtesy of the Red, White, and Blue!

Finally, the Donald took the stage and promised to “unify our country” even with his racist and sexist rhetoric!

And there you have it folks! #Trumpmerica is here, whether you like it or not!

[Image via ABC News.]

Jan 19, 2017 6:45pm PDT

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