Donald Trump’s Presidential Inauguration — See It Go Down & Get All The Updates HERE!

It’s happening. It’s all happening.

Donald Trump is being sworn in as the 45th President of the United States of America. Heaven help us all. Since, you know, the government probably won’t anymore.

Related: Obama’s Goodbye Letter To America

If you’re like us, you can’t avert your eyes from The Becoming, so why not watch in terror and disbelief with us??

See the live stream (above) and get the play-by-play of what’s happened so far (below)!

First, Michelle Obama and Melania Trump emerge from the White House. It’s not just the rain that’s cold. Eesh.

Then comes Drumpf, along with future *sniff* former President Barack Obama. Is it just us, or does Trump look defeated somehow? Hmm…

Then the two POTUSes arrive at the Capitol Building. Trump still seems a little out of it. Tough talk in that car ride?

New First Lady — sorry, First Daughter — Ivanka Trump and the rest of Donald’s children are looking dapper.

It’s Eric Trump who says what America is thinking: “This is unbelievable.”

Probably a different inflection though…

Things are warmer when Michelle is next to Dr. Jill Biden.

Jill doesn’t get enough credit. You know she’s the first Second Lady to hold down a steady job while her husband was Vice President? Bet she’s happy she did now that Joe Biden is about to be unemployed…

And now, the new FLOTUS and, um, SLOTUS? Man, that doesn’t sound right.

There they are!

The pride, the esteem, the bromance! Barry + Joe 4 ever!

And now, President-elect is here, making his stupid faces and his tiny thumbs up sign.

Eww, he even goes in for a double dip and kisses Michelle again!

Trump’s spiritual advisor Pastor Paula White-Cain, delivers the invocation.

Fun fact: she has performed the same service for him before each season of The Apprentice started. No shit.

Finally, the first musical performance of the day: the Missouri State University Chorale singing to America to “take heart, take courage.”

We’ll try, kids…


The moment it all becomes official. Donald Trump is the President.

And now the speech. Get your vomit receptacles ready…

Sure, allegiance to “all Americans.”

The definition of “Americans” is just going to change to include fewer huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

Oh shocker. He said “Make America Great Again.”

At least he didn’t slip up and tell us we were fired…

Here’s America’s Got Talent runner-up Jackie Evancho singing the National Anthem. “Last gleaming” seems sadly appropriate…

And there go the Obamas and the Bidens, as the new POTUS, VP, and First and Second Ladies wave goodbye.

If you weren’t crying already…

Jan 20, 2017 10:54am PDT

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