People Think Donald Trump’s Inauguration Bodyguard Was Wearing FAKE HANDS! Wha???

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Donald Trump may have famously tiny hands, but one of his body guards is gaining notoriety for having… well, fake hands!

The conspiracy kicked off after Friday’s inauguration, when multiple sharp-eyed viewers noticed one of the president’s Secret Service agents seemingly kept his hands frozen in place over his jacket.

The statuesque agent barely flinched his arms while following the new POTUS, Melania Trump, and Barron Trump down Pennsylvania Avenue — causing Twitter to suspect his hands weren’t actually real.

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Conspiracy theorists were quick to speculate the bodyguard’s mannequin-hands were merely a distraction, and his ACTUAL hands were on the trigger of a gun under his coat.

You know, kind of like Johnny Depp in Once Upon A Time In Mexico.

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Video footage poured online showing the bald service agent following the president with his arms remaining in the exact same position for several long minutes.

The agent is clearly scanning the crowd for any potential threats to the new Commander in Chief, making it much easier to picture his real hands clutching a firearm under his coat:

Okay, we’ll admit those unmoving hands look creepily doll-like…

However, the theory was quickly debunked after more video footage surfaced of the guard moving his hands, which was enough to bury the prosthetic conspiracy:

You may have won this round, body guard, but we’ll be keeping our eyes on your hands for the next four years.

And Trump’s, when we have a magnifying glass on us.

[Image via C-SPAN.]

Jan 26, 2017 2:22am PDT

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