As you might’ve seen earlier, Scott Disick was recently photographed ALL OVER (we repeat, ALL OVER) a “mystery woman” in the pool at the fancy-pancy Setai Hotel in Miami… and we imagine baby momma Kourtney Kardashian won’t be too pleased!
Ah, the tangled webs we weave.
Anyway, TMZ has identified the Miami model as Jessica Harris (also known professionally as J Lynne) — who just moved to Florida from Philly.
We’re hearing Scott casually met J Lynne while in town, and she’s supposedly telling her friends that she just “hung out” with the reality star for the day.
If a casual hang sesh usually involves making out and straddling each other in the pool, then yeah totes!
Let’s get to know Miss J Lynne, shall we?
According to her social media, she’s signed with Next Models and loves a “grown” and “romantic” guy. Not sure she’s barking up the right tree in that case, but we digress.
Here are some tweets we found pretty enlightening…
A grown man with his shit together who has an obvious crush. The most adorable ├░┼╕╦£┬Å
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ J Lynne (@iamjlynne) January 23, 2017
I just smoked a blunt with your boyfriend ├░┼╕┼╜┬╢
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ J Lynne (@iamjlynne) January 16, 2017
Regular people have regular sex. Why would I want to be regular?
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ J Lynne (@iamjlynne) November 24, 2016
You can see some more photos of the brunette in the gallery (above)!
Thoughts? Concerns? Questions? Looking at you, Kourt.