FUCK SAGE — Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To BURN Your Bras!

Light 'em up!

Gwyneth Paltrow is actually advising Goop readers to burn their bras!

Ahead of Valentine’s Day, the site is suggesting a “fire ritual” to help you let go of your old lovers and help you move on!

Sounds a bit much, don’t you think??

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But as Goop writer and relationship expert Suzannah Galland explains, there’s no more perfect time than now:

“Full-moon fire rituals are ancient practices for spiritual cleansing, representing a time to get rid of the old and celebrate what’s next. They can help you release distrust, and in turn, open the space to invite new love into your life.”

Fuck sage and light those memories up!!

You only spent who knows how much money on them, but if you’re ready to let go, we guess they have a point. After all, it’s not exactly hygienic to donate or recycle those goodies.

Suzannah shares:

“The lingerie you wore with past lovers can carry the toxic residue of those relationships, along with painful memories. While we might not think to trash lingerie that once made us feel so good├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥or that we spent a lot of money on├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥it’s a powerful, healing gesture to make.”

So, have U been convinced yet??

P.S. Always practice safe fire rituals. If you need the how-to, click HERE!

Feb 3, 2017 3:37pm PDT

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