*Insert Pun Here* — A Crazy Cow Led Cops On A Wild Goose Chase In Queens!

A cow in on the loose in Queens!

Holy cow! This is udderly ridiculous!

A cow was on the loose in Jamaica, Queens Tuesday and cops were doing their darndest to try and lasso it! (Note: They weren’t really using a lasso, to our knowledge. Although they should’ve. That’s what a rancher would do.)

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Video shows it happily trotting about enjoying the scenery of suburbia with cop cars following it at a slow pace, presumably so as not to startle it.

Then a man dressed in a brown jacket starts running after it, prompting the cow to break into a gallop!

The clip concludes with the cow getting trapped between a car and a house, and then lying down in the grass to chill after such an adventure. Or, more accurately, being tranquilized so cops could finally get it to stop moo-ving.

Oh, the bovinity!

P.S. Apparently it escaped from a nearby slaughterhouse and will be returned there! *sob*

Watch the clip (below)!

And check out some HIGHlarious reactions (below)!

[Image via ABC News]

Feb 21, 2017 1:00pm PDT

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