Something all of us have wanted to do at one time or another! LOLz!
Allow the singer to set the scene:
“We were in Japan. We’d been out to a dive bar. He just drank water and I got hammered. Then we went to a golf course, and he lay on the floor and put a golf ball in his mouth and told me to hit it out of his mouth. I was like, ├óΓé¼╦£Fuck, I need to aim this properly,’ and I swung.”
Okay, first of all, if Justin was sober and Ed was the drunk one, why was it Justin’s brilliant idea to have Ed hit a golf ball out of his mouth??? Sounds like something a totally sloshed person would think up!
“And you know in films when someone gets punched, and you hear that fake sound, like a slap? But in real life when someone gets punched, you hear that dull thud, a bit sickening? I heard a sound like the last one, and saw his security guard looking at me like…I’d cracked Justin Bieber right in the cheek with a golf club. That was one of those ├óΓé¼╦£What the fuck?’ moments.”
Oh boy, we can just imagine the security guard having a heart attack in that moment.
In fact, this all may have gone down early last month, when Biebsy and Sheeran were in Tokyo. Ed described that night thusly:
“Me and Justin actually sung [Love Yourself] on karaoke together two days ago. He was in Tokyo. It was a really weird night actually, a really weird night. We went to a bar called Train Bar and did some shots, then we went to a karaoke bar and sung our own song.”
And then later maybe they went golfing! Who knows!
Moral of the story: Don’t ever ask someone to hit a golf ball out of your mouth. Especially a drunk someone.
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