This ‘Smart’ Condom Is Like A Fitbit For Your Dick!

i.Con condom measures thrusts and calories!

Wacky, tacky, and true!!!

The world gets weirder every day — and here’s the latest offering to really blow your mind. The i.Con, a “smart” condom that measures your partner’s thrust velocity and the number of calories burned during sex, among other things.

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The description on the product website states:

“Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? How many thrusts? Speed of your thrusts? The duration of your sessions? Frequency? How many different positions you use in the period of a week, month or year? Ever wondered how you stack up to other people from around the world?

“Welcome to the future of wearable technology in the bedroom.”

Jesus. Is it really a good idea to turn sex into statistics??? And encourage competition??? This isn’t the same as wanting to know how many calories you burned or how far you walked during a half hour on the treadmill. This is just weird.

The i.Con isn’t literally a condom, but a ring that sits at the base of a condom that can be used again and again.

Per the website:

“It is extremely comfortable, water resistant and lightweight, you won’t even know it’s there ensuring maximum pleasure and, peace of mind that you can choose any condom you wish to use in conjunction with the i.Con.”


The technological marvel “utilizes a Nano-chip and sensors” to measure a number of “variables” during your sex session. After you’re done boning, you can download the info via Bluetooth technology and share it (anonymously if you like) with friends or even the world at large if you’re so inclined.

Imagine finding out your boyfriend’s thrust speed and girth doesn’t quite measure up to your ex’s or something. Knowledge is power, we suppose.

Feel free to purchase an i.Con HERE for about $73.

Mar 3, 2017 5:57pm PDT

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