Harry Styles has released his album’s cover art and tracklist, leaving women and men everywhere in a heap of writhing, twitching bodies. We imagine.
The One Direction member also sent fans into a tizzy when they discovered one track titled Ever Since New York. Obviously immediate comparisons were made to Taylor Swift, with the crazed fandom wondering if the song would be about their relationship after her 1989 song Welcome To New York.
God, we can only hope. Give us the tea! Spill it! Spill that hot liquid all over our bodies!!!
Twitter is working itself into a lather as we type:
it’s so annoying to see some people making Ever Since New York about Taylor. that relationship wasn’t even real ├░┼╕ΓäóΓÇ₧
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ HS1iscoming (@allmyloveHxxx) April 13, 2017
Taylor: welcome to new york
Harry: Ever since new york..
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Hannah Baker-an ├░┼╕ΓÇ£┬╝ (@PainedSmile) April 13, 2017
To all Haylor stans,
Ever Since New York isn’t about Haylor and if it is, it’s about how sad his life was with her.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Rocco (@LarrieGuardian) April 13, 2017
“welcome to new york” “ever since new york” WOW HAYLOR IS REAL
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ happy steph (@sabrinriana) April 13, 2017
Taylor swift: Welcome to New York
Harry styles: Ever Since New York
MY HAYLOR FEELS IM CRYIN
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ T R I C I A (@_gloomyybear_) April 13, 2017
harry has a song on his new album called ever since new york and I’m praying it’s about tay also I hate myself what’s new
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ mary ann (@maryannhussey) April 13, 2017
He also has a track called Carolina, which has given every fan actually named Carolina an apoplexy.
Quit toying with our hearts, you gorgeous cad, you!
[Image via WENN.]