He’s finally starting to malfunction, y’all.
Not only did POTUS rattle off some of his signature contradictory bull during Friday’s sit-down, but based on the full transcript, his responses are getting closer and closer to just straight up nonsense!
The President babbled his way through the one-on-one interview so incoherently that the word “unintelligible” appeared on the transcript 16 times, meaning whatever Trump was saying was impossible to transcribe.
First off, he admitted being Commander-in-Chief is a LOT harder than he ever thought it would be, saying:
“Well the one thing I would say ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ and I say this to people ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ I never realized how big it was. Everything’s so [unintelligible] like, you know the orders are so massive.”
Big boy orders for a big boy job! Like when Trump decided to launch the Syrian missile strike — which, by the way, he had quite the moral debate about… we think.
In regards to the responsibility he felt behind ordering the airstrikes — including one that “misdirected” and killed 18 allied Syrian fighters — Trump eloquently explained:
“[I]f this missile goes off and lands in the middle of a town or a hamlet ├óΓé¼┬ª. every decision is much harder than you’d normally make. [unintelligible] ├óΓé¼┬ª This is involving death and life and so many things. ├óΓé¼┬ª So it’s far more responsibility. [unintelligible] ├óΓé¼┬ª.The financial cost of everything is so massive, every agency.”
No loss is more tragic than financial loss. Smh.
Don’t worry, Trump also covered his usual bases, like how the press is mean to him and (don’t forget!) he pulled off one helluva electoral college win back in November!
In case you didn’t know just how hard it is for a Republican to win the election, Trump spelled it out:
“The Democrats, they have a big advantage in the electoral college. Big, big, big advantage. I’ve always said the popular vote would be a lot easier than the electoral college. The electoral college ├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ but it’s a whole different campaign [unintelligible]. The electoral college is very difficult for a Republican to win.”
When he got to his obligatory “dishonest press” section, Trump admitted he thought the media would have his back in the general election. He continued:
“It happened during the primaries, and I said, you know, when I won, I said, ├óΓé¼╦£Well the one thing good is now I’ll get good press.’ And it got worse. [unintelligible] So that was one thing that a little bit of a surprise to me. I thought the press would become better, and it actually, in my opinion, got more nasty.”
None of these adversarial outlets is “more nasty” than Trump’s ultimate nemesis, CNN, though it’s hard to say whether or not he still watches the network.
After mentioning he saw something on CNN, the following exchange went down:
TRUMP: “The one thing I’ve learned to do that I never thought I had the ability to do. I don’t watch CNN anymore.”
AP: “You just said you did.”
TRUMP: “No. No, I, if I’m passing it, what did I just say [inaudible]?”
AP: “You just said ├óΓé¼ΓÇ£”
TRUMP: “Where? Where?”
AP: “Two minutes ago.”
LOLz! (We have to laugh so we don’t cry…)
As for what’s next, Trump teased the upcoming unveiling of his big tax reform plan, which his administration has been├óΓé¼┬ª uh├óΓé¼┬ª working on? He said:
“We’ve been working on it [unintelligible]. Secretary Mnuchin is a very talented person, very smart. Very successful [unintelligible]. … We’re going to be putting that out on Wednesday or shortly thereafter. Let me leave a little room just in case [unintelligible].”
And those are just the lowlights!
Click HERE for the entire brutal transcript to read the unintelligible words straight from President Dum-Dum’s mouth!