One of Donald Trump‘s most racist moves was the creation of the Victims of Immigration Crime Engagement Office, or VOICE.
In case you missed it in the deluge of executive orders during his first couple weeks in office, this is the one that establishes a Department of Homeland Security office specifically to deal with all the crimes committed by immigrants.
Never mind the fact that we already have police and FBI to deal with crime and NHS to deal with illegal immigration. No, this office exists solely to send the message that “immigrants = scary.”
And while over 80% of the executive branch jobs POTUS is supposed to nominate remain unfilled, and the government is on the verge of shutting down, this damn thing was actually established on Wednesday, complete with a hotline for tips about “crimes committed by removable criminal aliens.”
Funny enough, Wednesday also happened to be Alien Day, a celebration of extraterrestrials. So many took the opportunity to call the hotline to report UFOs, greys, aliens, predators, Klingons, that hot guy from Roswell, that less-hot-but-still-pretty-hot guy from Roswell, the continuum transfunctioner, you name it.
And good riddance!
Wouldn’t it be a shame if millions of people called this hotline to report their encounters with aliens of the UFO-variety. https://t.co/Cl048Gihnk
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Alexander McCoy (@AlexanderMcCoy4) April 26, 2017
If any of you need to report space aliens to our government, please call their hotline: 1-855-48-VOICE. Here are some of their Most Wanted: pic.twitter.com/nWnVYdDdpG
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Steven Santos (@stevensantos) April 27, 2017
IF YOU SEE ANY SUSPICIOUS KLINGONS, CARDASSIANS, ROMULANS, FARENGI, SAY SOMETHING
├░┼╕ΓÇÿ┬╜├░┼╕ΓÇÿ┬╜├░┼╕ΓÇÿ┬╜ Toll free hotline # is 1-855-48-VOICE (1-855-488-6423) https://t.co/rttxzsJhoB
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Skepacabra (@Skepacabra) April 27, 2017
In case you want to share your X-Files fan fiction with DHS…
Seriously, I will be calling 1-855-48-VOICE very soon and very often about ET, Alien, probably Predator too, about the crimes they committed
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Leo├ó╦£┬ú├»┬╕┬Å (@XLeoTheGreatX) April 27, 2017
I simply can’t condone this immature stunt.
├óΓé¼ΓÇ¥ Tinz (@TinzRules) April 27, 2017
Ha! We love trolling for a good cause.
#Resist, nanu nanu, and FUCK TRUMP!