Man Arrested For Sexually Assaulting A Chicken

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Cluck that.

A southern Oregon man was arrested on Monday after police say he sexually assaulted a chicken.

Joshua Woltmon remained in the Jackson County Jail on Tuesday on charges of sexual assault of an animal, public indecency, menacing and second-degree disorderly conduct.

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According to court documents, the 27-year-old exposed himself and came into contact with the chicken’s genitals.

Or, more explicitly put, he “unlawfully and for the purpose of arousing and gratifying the sexual desire of a person [touched or contacted] the sex organs of a chicken.”

Woltmon is also accused of threatening another man with sharp sticks in the same incident.

Court records in a 2014 guardianship case say Woltmon suffers from bipolar disorder, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, and was then functioning at the level of a 7-year-old.

The Medford resident is was also booked on a probation violation for meth possession. He’s being held on a $20,500 bail.

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[Image via Jackson County Jail.]

May 3, 2017 5:44pm PDT

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