Two things that still make us feel patriotic: fireworks and American corporations!
Donald Trump may have denounced Oreo in 2015 after Nabisco moved 600 jobs from Chicago to Mexico, but not even the prickly POTUS can resist these American AF Firework Oreos!
The new limited-edition cookie is your standard Oreo delectableness — but these aren’t filled with just any creme center.
No, these Oreos are filled with creme that contains rainbow specks of POPPING CANDY. We shit you not!
That’s not all — these Firework Oreos are only the beginning of a magnificent new era for the cookie company: they’re letting FANS decide the next flavor!
Yup. You can now enter your dream Oreo idea using the hashtags #MyOreoCreation #Contest and bless the world with a brand new Oreo flavor!
The winner will get $500,000 and “unprecedented fan access to top-secret Oreo creations” — which is so secret, we can’t even think of what that could possibly mean! Oreo-copters? Oreo-cycles? Oreo-zilla? Who knows!
The company will choose three finalists — who will each win $25,000 — to see their idea hit retail shelves in May 2018, before the final winner is chosen by fan vote in July.
Can’t think of what flavors would make a good Oreo creation? Take Ellie Kemper‘s lead in the video (below) for flavor-spiration!!
Sounds like we have another life changing decision to make next year — let’s not fuck this up again, people!
[Image via Oreo.]