Eric Trump is upset!
Speaking to Sean Hannity on Fox News, the 33-year-old said he’s “never seen hatred” like the fury directed at POTUS — who is, in Eric’s eyes, the blameless, beheaded victim of liberal terrorists like Kathy Griffin.
The hatred is SO outstanding, in fact, Eric declared that Democrats are “not even people”!
LOLz, way to bridge the gap there, slugger!! Good to know you’re doing well in the family business of dividing the country!
We didn’t expect Eric to understand WHY the hate was flying at his daddy, as the business-boy was as equally out of touch regarding his father’s involvement with the other family business.
Speaking on GMA, Eric admitted he and Donald Trump Jr. discuss Trump Company business with the Big Cheeto despite him running the country. But don’t worry — there’s no conflict of interest, because… well, there’s just not!
As for the federal investigation into Russian collusion with Trump’s campaign, Eric considers it the product of more “morals flying out the window” from the opposing side, insisting:
“It’s the greatest hoax of all time. I was there throughout the campaign.”
Oh, you were there? Well, now we’re convinced. Drop that investigation like it’s hot, FBI!
Ch-ch-check out Eric’s impressively stupid interviews (below)!
For the record, we still consider Eric Trump a person. A sweet, simple, snowflake who clearly needs more shelter than Barron Trump.