Get ready to lube up!
As you’ve probably heard, fidget spinners are all the rage these days. While these plastic toys were intended to help children with their focus problems, the Internet (not surprisingly) has thought of other uses!
In particular, Portland, OR-based Etsy account GlowFyourself has designed a stainless steal fidget spinner butt plug! (Geesh, say that ten times fast!)
According to its description:
“Here to help keep that A$$ focused, we present to you our custom made fidget spinner butt plugs! That’s right friends, help combat ADHD and get stuff done with your very own spinning booty toy! Social anxiety? Easily distracted? Want something that will REALLY confuse your family? Try this out! This is sure to help you stay focused in bed, never get distracted while hitting it from behind again!”
Creator Jesse Lindsay tells Glamour the anal device is mostly safe… just don’t do anything too crazy!
“Well like everything, they’re safe with in reason├óΓé¼┬ª I suppose it depends on what you plan on doing with them… The spinning is actually there to enhance focus, so absolutely! No one wants their partner hitting it from behind and getting distracted by an episode of Rick and Morty or some relatable traumatic memory. This helps them stay focused on the task at hand and really put their mind to it.”
The sex toy comes in small ($35), medium ($45), and large ($55)!
Happy spinning, everyone!
[Image via GlowFyourself/Etsy.]