Wow. Isn’t golf the only thing Donald Trump should be good at? We mean, he gets all that practice…
Sports fans are in an uproar this am after video was released to Twitter of the POTUS driving his golf cart on the green!
This is a BIG NO-NO in the golf world, but then again why would Trump care?
Ch-ch-check out the video (below) to see the vid, in which Drumpf also takes a moment to chat about the tight security at the course (presumably a wall):
OK, before we continue we have to say we do not know JACK about golf. But we do occasionally wear loud pants and pick out which wood will get us the fewest strokes.
The important thing is, it only took about 30 seconds for us to understand exactly why driving a golf cart over the green is a total dick move.
Basically, the green has to be immaculate. Imperfections like, say, tire marks, could affect crucial putts in major tournaments — you know, like the U.S. Women’s Open that’s taking place on that very course in a couple weeks.
So now the groundskeeper has to spend a lot of time fixing this — all so Trump could avoid walking like FIFTEEN FEET. Seriously, greens are small.
Of course, the POTUS has said he doesn’t believe in exercise. Maybe he’s just not trying to use up the precious finite charges his body has.*
We should also note that this was at the Trump National Golf Club — meaning he does actually own everything. So he’s not going to get in trouble or anything.
But if you take a shit in the pool the neighborhood kids play in, it doesn’t make it any less of a gross thing to do if it’s YOUR POOL.
*something our president actually believes…
[Image via Twitter.]