We knew such a splendid day would be ruined by He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named!
But even after keeping him out of our thoughts, Piers Morgan managed to manifest like Lord Voldemort himself and attempt to rain on Rowling’s parade with his trollery.
The social media slimeball took aim at the author on Monday, making it clear he thinks her beloved novels are nothing more than “hogwartwash,” sharing:
Ugh, this guy makes Dolores Umbridge look like Mrs. Weasley.
Rowling’s may slay many beasts in her books, but we fear there’s one repugnant troll that will never go away.
Go back to your bridge, Piers. That’s enough for today.