White House Adviser Ivanka Trump Says She Likes To ‘Stay Out Of Politics’! Ze Fuck??!!

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We’re sad to report that Ivanka Trump has gotten so tone deaf she can’t even hear herself speak anymore.

Because as the First Daughter smiled and cooed her way through another softball interview with Fox News, she straight up declared that she prefers to “stay out of politics”!

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Yup. In an interview with Fox and Friends on how she goes about advising her father Donald Trump — whom, we now feel the need to remind you, is President of the United States — on various (political) issues, Vank said:

“I try to stay out of politics. His political instincts are phenomenal. He did something that no one could have imagined he’d be able to accomplish.”

Lies! Well, two lies followed the saddest truth in modern history.

Despite her alleged desire to stay out of politics, the 35-year-old said her father trusts her to advise him on a number of issues within the White House — because, she made sure to note, she does NOT have a “secret agenda”!

In fact, the eager Ivanka is just happy to have sideline seats to the inner workings of an active government administration! She added:

“I feel blessed just being part of the ride from day one and before. But he did something pretty remarkable. But I don’t profess to be a political savant.”

So then stop scuffing up the West Wing floors with your cheap ass shoes!

Of course, Ivanka made sure to remind viewers having a politically-apathetic adviser to the president was a good thing, because she and daddy don’t agree on everything!

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While she didn’t specifically state WHAT they don’t agree on, the non-politician said disagreement is healthy in the Oval Office. She continued:

“I think it’s normal to not have 100% aligned viewpoints on every issue. I don’t think anyone operates like that with a parent, or within the context of an administration. And I think that all different viewpoints being at the table is a positive thing. And I think one of the things that, in this country we don’t have enough of, is dialogue.”

Agreed, Vank!

Maybe you can exchange a dialogue with someone other than Ainsley Earhardt? Maybe we can exchange a dialogue with the missing Chinese activists who were detained after investigating your shoe factory? But we wouldn’t want to make things too political for you.

Ch-ch-check out Ivanka’s latest B.S. interview (below).

[Image via Fox News.]

Jun 26, 2017 11:17am PDT

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